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Joke of the Day
"I've got the body of a twenty year old. It's in the trunk of my car."
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"Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority? Because he likes Dicks."
"*forgets Netflix password* *sends email reset* *forgets email password* *sends reset to backup* 20 resets later: *opens 2nd Netflix account*"
"Did you know that if you put your ear on Beethoven's tombstone you can hear his music in reverse? He's de-composing! Heard that one on the radio this morning."
"What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees? A lumbering oaf."
"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."
"Kylie Jenner's nipple goes viral She should probably see a doctor"
"Anonymous doesn't hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can't use a computer."
"Whenever someone with a bumper sticker cuts me off I automatically dislike the cause they support. Right now I'm not too fond of Literacy"
"(whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?"