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Joke of the Day
"German sausages... are the wurst."
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"Me: Can you bring me a burrito Him: you want me to come over? Me: no. I want a burrito to come over."
"Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone."
"I took your girlfriend out for some Chipotle last week...... guacamole wasn't the only thing she wanted extra on the side."
"Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist."
"""The Interview"" Joke Kim Jong Un walks past a movie theater and sees a movie poster for ""The Interview."" He says ""I wouldn't be caught dead in that."""
"Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house? Because he might Pikachu!"
"If The Dark Side Of The Moon had tracks 3 and 5 removed The album would be timeless, but there wouldn't be any money in it."
"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."
"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."