196944
Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her"
Next Joke
"Stop telling jokes about Zionism. Israeli offensive."
"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"
"What's Satan's main social media site? Pentagram"
"Why did the librarian hush the mime? Because actions speak louder than words."
"Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries."
"Homosexuals should be like my shirts when I'm not wearing them - quietly tucked away in the closet."
"""every family has that one huge weirdo"" ""NOT MY FAMILY!"" I shout as I quickly exit the room, my six ducks on leashes in hot pursuit."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"
"What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !"