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Joke of the Day

"I went to a massage parlor today... When it was time for the happy ending, I finished in 20 seconds. The massause said I need to come more often."

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!"

"You know what really breaks my heart? Cholesterol."

"Why hang Wanted posters in the post office? We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps."

"With hostess shutting down... I bet Colorado is rethinking legalizing weed now..."

"The reason that there are so many tweets about cats is that people with dogs go outside."

"Why planes are faster than car and buses? Because they are almost never **tired**."

"It looks like trees are all flamboyantly coming out of the closet before they die for the winter"

"*Interviewing for waiter position* I feel like I bring a lot to the table"

"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."