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Joke of the Day

"I went to a massage parlor today... When it was time for the happy ending, I finished in 20 seconds. The massause said I need to come more often."

"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"

"An old Jewish man won the lottery, and decided to donate half of it to the nazi party. ""Fair is fair,"" he said. ""They gave me the winning numbers."""

"Where do geographers go for a drink? The Isobar"

"Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest."

"Me: What the hell do you want? Him: Um, YOU called ME."

"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? The pussy is the cute fuzzy thing and the cunt is what it's attached to."

"What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol? A Broad Stroke..."

"I just heard about a cannibal who passed a missionary on the jungle trail."

"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over."