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Joke of the Day
"What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film? Luthy."
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"So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than Scorpion"
"Why do they call it ""Lipstick?.... ... When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it?"
"[my first cutaway on The Bachelorette] I can eat more roses than any of these guys"
"A vinter had twin ginger daughters. He named the first Rosay and the second Rose bee."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Dismembered"
"Start the day with a big bowl of why the fuck am I awake."
"Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space."
"What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic? ""You're dead to me."""
"I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should I handle this like a sitcom or an adult"