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Joke of the Day

"I walked into a locker room today, and saw a bunch of members of Donald Trump's new administration standing around completely nude... ... I've never seen so many Goldman sacks!"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek."

"I've satisfied every waitress I've met... With just the tip"

"We had to put my horse down. After he escaped from the barn, the veterinarian said he was too unstable."

"Cause of death is still a mystery... Authorities haven't ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene."

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."

"Circumcision. My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip."

"90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something."

"*PLOT TWIST* Breaking Bad last ep. Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin"