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Joke of the Day
"Whenever someone talks to me, I freak out because I forget people can see me."
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"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought 'thats just a spam'"
"Sue from work says putting zucchini in her brownie makes it incredibly moist. I told Sue I've had similar successes."
"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."
"[using Ouija Board] ""Will i ever find true love--"" ""NEW GHOST WHO DIS"""
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"Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam."
"You hear about the accident involving the mustang and the t bird? There was horse shit and feathers everywhere! My grandpa died 12 years ago this week, thought I'd share his favorite joke."
"Subway only exists because we're all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. ""Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here's $8."""