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Joke of the Day

"What's a word that starts with ""N"" that you don't want to call a black person? Neighbor"

"ME: look a possum HER: actually it's spelled opossum ME: you don't no how I spelled it, we're talking HER: actually it's spelled know"

"I've only heard the setup for this joke, anybody know the rest? A Jew and a Pollock are in a rainstorm... That's all I know and I've been dying to find out the rest. Anybody have any ideas?"

"A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.) If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit? Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie."

"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just beat the room for being black"

"What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well-hung."

"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."

"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."

"What's a redditors favorite Imagine Dragons song GOLD!"