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"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""
"[Twister] DOG 1: left paw green DOG 2: i told u this was a terrible idea DOG 1: cmon Jim just pick the green one DOG 2: THEYRE ALL GREY GARY"
"Rap is 75% Crap..."
"I am so smart and good at arguments.. I am so smart and good at arguments, that in the end I end up beating myself!"
"What is The Rock going to name his Daughter? Pebbles!"
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because, they make up everything..."
"50% of analysis is... anal."
"Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! :)"
"what do you call somebody who posts on /r/Jokes? a humorist"