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Joke of the Day

"What does a Mexican duck say? Guac Guac"

"Chemistry Hotel So I was driving down the road, getting pretty tired on my way home and saw a sign that said ""Chemistry Hotel"" the sign said: *""Cheap Day Rates, and Even Cheaper NO3-'s""*"

"The first step of any project is to grossly underestimate its complexity and difficulty."

"I thought it was a staring contest but then I realized the guy had a glass eye so now I can never go back to that gas station again."

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes."

"What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go."

"Some people are so obnoxiously stupid all that comes to mind while listening to them is WHAT IS IT LIKE TO CONTINUOUSLY SUCK DONKEY DICKS?!"

"What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn? Patti O'Furniture"

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."