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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: Mel Gibson will reprise his role in the sequel to 'What Women Want'. The sequel will be called 'What Stupid Fucking Whores Want'."

"My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'."

"What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me."

"Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat."

"I have an EpiPen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"donald trump: ILL HAVE THE SUPER SALAD! waiter: lol no I said soup OR s- [assistant sliding $100] just bring him a huge bowl of lettuce"

"She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."

"What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a therapist? There's a space between the E and the R"

"Never Trust An Atom They make up everything"

"Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"""