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Joke of the Day

"It is a scientific fact that the gravitational pull of a woman's cleavage on a man's eyes is too strong to be fought!!!"

"Asterisks are awesome. *tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*"

"Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle? Mohammed"

"Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments."

"What do you call 5 black people having sex in the 1800's? A threesome."

"That guy is so poor... ... that he has to fuck his own wife."

"I maintain a lifelong grudge against anyone at a restaurant who orders after me yet gets their food before me."

"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on? Namaste (nah-ima-stay)"

"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"

"Imagine the PR nightmare if one of these pardoned turkeys goes on a killing spree."