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Joke of the Day

"It is a scientific fact that the gravitational pull of a woman's cleavage on a man's eyes is too strong to be fought!!!"

"Me: I can't work today. Boss: Why? M: My grandma died. B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago. M: ... -Why working for your brother is a bad idea."

"There are two types of people in this world... Those who hate clowns, and clowns."

"Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."

"Felt a sharp pain in my chest & thought ""oh shit, I'm having a heart attack,"" but it just turned out to be my wife stabbing me."

"What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog"

"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"

"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"

"Most people's religion or faith has a switch which they can conveniently switch on and off whenever it suits them."

"Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" He doesn't react."