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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy"
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"Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!!! Britain: ""What happened to the T?"" America: ""We threw it in the Harbor!"""
"So, this dugong was all up in my face today askin what kinda shirt I was wearin. I said, ""Manatee."""
"13 Hours Why did Hilary Clinton not go watch the movie 13 hours? She already slept through it once. Edit: sleep to slept"
"What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit. I'll see myself out."
"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"
"Being a vegatarian is a missed-steak!"
"I thought my friend was a little camp... ...but he's just two tents."
"What do you call sandpaper on fire? Bernie Sanders"
"[Meta] Anyone else hate jokes that are too long? They usually have too many characters."