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"What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy"
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"What supervillain do you know the least about? Loki , because he is low-key."
"Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team"
"What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? ""The girls get older, but he stays the same age"" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)"
"what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit."
"I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears."
"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""redacted"" can you use it in a sentence? The is and ."
"I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off"
"What do u call a black abortion? crime control"