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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Donald Trump's plan for combatting global warming? Nuclear winter"

"Did you hear about the Italian husband who was talking during his sleep? He ended up giving his wife a black eye"

"I think my calculator is broken... The only numbers that seem to work are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. It's very odd."

"""Bro, if she can still walk to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, you did it wrong."" - murderers, apparently."

"Does this cubicle make me look dead inside?"

"Dark humor is like food Only some people get it"

"Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !"

"""auuahuhuh"" some nerd who wears glasses probably right now"

"I have enough money to live comfortably the rest of my life if I die next thursday"

"I am listening carefully, but let's be honest, your menu options haven't changed."