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Joke of the Day
"I can sum up EVERY Presidential debate in 4 words: Same Sh*t, Different A$$holes."
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"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"
"You know why someone who's good at something is ""The Shit""? Because those who can't teach and those who do do."
"A racist joke. Donald Trump"
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"What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
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"What do you call a piece of spaghetti that steals people's identities? An impasta!"
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"Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide"