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Joke of the Day

"Me: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your house! Olive Garden server: Please stop! I'll bring more cheese to grate!"

"What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern? One's constantly preparing for lunch."

"So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on"

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!"

"Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books."

"How much semen does a catholic priest have? A butt load..."

"What do you call a black Canadian? Just 'Canadian'."

"People say that I'm skeptical but I don't believe them."

"I hate pedophiles. Those guys are fucking immature assholes."

"What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Shut up."