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Joke of the Day
"Why is Trump's suits made from the same material as panties? What else do you cover a cunt with?"
Next Joke
"A cowboy is buying condoms. ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please"" he says. ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" asks the cashier. ""Nah, she's purty good-lookin ..."""
"What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas? ...Baaaaaahumbug"
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler Usain Bolt can finish a race."
"I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee."
"I saw Jesus trending and my heart dropped. My first thought was 'damn you 2016!' but then i realized it was just his birthday."
"Male ladybugs prefer to be called ""bugs."""
"I was wondering why the frisbee in the distance was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.???? Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)"
"Why are Women and Children evacuated first in a Disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."