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Joke of the Day

"Thank you for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."

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"You know those couples who are into butt stuff from time to time? It's only occas-anal."
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"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her."
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"""Awww. There there."" *pats you on the face. Hard"