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Joke of the Day

"A baby was born laughing really hard with it's fists closed! The confused Doctor unfolded it's tiny fingers, & found a birth control pill."

"My girlfriend was crying after she had a miscarriage... I said, ""don't worry hunny, at least it was still born..."""

"What did Sushi ""A"" say to Sushi ""B?"" Wasabi!"

"what is the difference between a tea bag and england? tea bag stays in the cup"

"Where does a King keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."

"I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year!"

"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."

"How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it."