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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."
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"(Nsfw)What must a vampire ask before he has sex? Is it alright if I cum inside?"
"What did the scientist say when a stranger came inside his lab? What the fuck dude get the hell away from my dog!"
"Why did the stoplight turn red? You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people."
"What is Michal Jackson A Chocolate Cracker (if they exist)"
"September just ended... Someone should wake up Green Day."
"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ!"
"What do you call a mill thats just ok? A satisfactory."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.95, Deer nuts are under a buck."
"Are you eating Jell-O? Cow: ""Yeah."" You know what gelatin is made from, right? Cow: ""No, what?"" Uh. Rainbows. Enjoy, buddy."