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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."
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"I feel sorry for Santa..... I hear he only cums once a year....maybe it's his age....."
"When I die, I hope it's doing something I hate. That way I'll be glad I'm dead."
"What is hairy and between your grandma's nipples? Her vagina"
"[mall] Me: That guy looks SO familiar! Wife: ... M: Maybe an actor? Musician? W: ... M: I'll get an autograph! W: He's our mailman, moron."
"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""
"Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep."
"When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a ""mean drunk"" or a ""happy drunk."" Gets me out of it every time."
"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."
"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."