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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !"
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"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts."
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"My username is fatatata I am not fatatall"
"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."
"Ex picked up the kids, brought me coffee & took out my trash. This divorce thing is really working out for me."
"They say love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit"
"Doctor, doctor, what did you say I had? Capricorn? - No, C a n c e r."
"What would you do? geaNostra"