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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw a light bulb? Why the hell would my basement even need light?"

"I'm going to get a sleeve tattoo of a farmers tan."

"I'm already 14 yrs old Dad! why don'y you buy me a bra? Shut up Peter!"

"Mom I am 15 now, can I finally wear a bra? No John."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"I think there's a better word for underwear... ... Butt hat's none of my business."

"A Sadist and a Masochist are walking down the street. The Masochist says, ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""

"Why don't bald guys with beards just walk upside down?"

"The neighbor's wife is gonna be so happy when she sees how much yardwork he got done today. -I think, laying out in a bikini in my backyard"

"Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them."