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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth. -the daily show"

"Ever have sex while camping? It's intents"

"I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying."

"If you run through an airport yelling ""Marybeth I love you don't go!"" then you can cut through so many lines of people who like romance."

"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."

"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my fucking eye out."

"""I lost my Khakis"" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys."

"Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door."

"""Who are you wearing?"" -red carpet interviewer at the Serial Killer Awards"

"*scrawls note on deserted isle* TRAPPED ON ISLAND! HELP ME! *sends off in bottle* *it returns, months later, with reply* NEW BOTTLE WHO DIS?"