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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar The first says, ""I'll have H2O."" The second said, ""I'll have H2O too."" He died."

"How long does the perfect job interview last? Exactly as long as a blowjob takes."

"How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. ""Change that bulb, bitch. Then make me a sandwich and bring me a cold beer."""

"""Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?"" ""Yes."" (Yamaha)"

"Jesus: Behold my powers. *walks onto water and falls in* [back in heaven] God: HAHAHAHAHA Angel: HAHAHAHA ""behold my powers"" God: HAHAHAHA"

"Who are some of the best readers in the world? World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!"

"Why did the socialist drop out of high school math? Because there were too many damn inequalities."

"Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom."

"Talking to a Beaver So I was talking to a beaver one day about how I was homeless and told him I was looking for a new place to live. He gave me this commiserating look and said, ""Well dam."""

"What did the painter do when he was angry? He made a scene."