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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that actress that stabbed herself? Reese something? No it was with her knife"

"TLC launching new spin-off Josh Duggar retrospective series.... ""15 and Mounting""."

"If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry"

"Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man his son and his grandson."

"Whats Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun"

"If meat is murder... ...then is cake battery?"

"Just tried to switch to Bing. Google was like, ""You can, but it'd be a real shame if some of your old searches got out."""

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hippies screw in tents."

"Going to war is the only way Americans can learn geography."

"The weatherman is telling us to expect 8 to 9 inches, but he's probably lying."