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Joke of the Day
"College can be a lot like prison sometimes It's easier to get into if you're black."
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"[on death row] ""what would you like for your last meal?"" ""A McRib"" ""McRib doesnt come back for 6 more mont...oooh well played!"""
"Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist."
"[2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD"
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you *IN* the bathroom? European."
"Despite it being close to Christmas, I'm still on my Summer diet... ...I'll have summer that, summer that, and summer that."
"Do you know what the hardest part of rollerblading is? Telling your father you are gay."
"You think YOUR economy is bad? Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!"
"My fridge is so empty, I just saw a fly in my kitchen wearing a pastry apron, kneading dough and mumbling ""He doesn't even buy bread."""
"She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean She was the best damn printer that I've ever seen"