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Joke of the Day

"I was simply stating that your crying child MIGHT fit comfortably in the overhead compartment, lady. #butseriously"

"INSERT SHTTY JOKE HERE [NSFW]"

"Girl, are you wearing a diaper? Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you."

"Perfect pitch is... ...when you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it hits a banjo."

"A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political"

"How do Jews shower? The same as you idiot. First we get nice and we.. Wait, it's a trap! The gas its too mu... faint scream"

"Me: my doctor says if I get annoyed I could die You: so you can't watch that YouTube link? Me: I'm saying it's dangerous to even send them"

"What do you call a cross between a turducken and a tofurkey? A turfucken."

"Just watched my wedding video backwards - Loved the part where I took off the ring, left the church, and fucked off with my friends"

"Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you."