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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!"

"A comedian committed suicide today... Took a knife straight to the jocular vein."

"Why are government buildings alike all around the world? free masonry."

"This subreddit used to be funny until chickens started screwing light bulbs."

"FB makes HS reunions awkward. Hey, I haven't seen you 20 years. So how was that nap you took this afternoon?"

"Funny shaped potato joke Q: What do you call a penis-shaped potato? A: A ""Dick-tatter""."

"Writing with a dull pencil is pointless..."

"I don't think Twitter's real. I think I'm in a mall in 1987 listening to ""I Think We're Alone Now"" & my mind invented Twitter to protect me."

"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."

"Should I bring anything to your party besides pronounced social anxiety and no food"