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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!"

"Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"Four men on a boat had five cigarettes but no lighter. How did they light their cigarettes? One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture. -.-"

"How did Helen Keller break her arm? You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour."

"I went to the zoo today, but it only had one animal! It was a Shitzu ... I'll see myself out edit: apparantly this is another common repost which I have never seen. Oh well, I like it."

"A guy walks out from home... I bet you were waiting for a small line of text. Here ya go."

"Boy: Hey girl, you are ABCDEFGHIJK Girl: What?! Boy: Amazing, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot Girl: Awww, what about the IJK?? Boy: IM JUST KIDDING!!!!"

"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"

"I like my apples how I like my penis... In cider."