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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Vatican's new navy? It's the latest in Christian warship."

"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."

"What's Brown and Sticky? A stick!"

"I like my Jews like I like my juice. Concentrated."

"'Say it with flowers' Send a wreath"

"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"

"I couldn't figure out why my data wasn't coming out like my classmate's, until I realized I dropped a square root in the formula. I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change."

"You've got to be careful once you start cooking with Crisco. It's a slippery slope."

"Why do you keep saying flail? Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train."

"What do trees take when they have a headache? Aleve."