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Joke of the Day
"I gave my family moving pictures for Christmas today. They were great gifs"
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"It's everybodies favourite day of the year World IBD day! Ah shit, I'm missing a colon"
"It's an emergency! I need underwear jokes. My baby sister needs underwear jokes for some mysterious reason. I need your guys help!"
"Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?"
"Do I turn left when nothing is right? Or do I turn right when there's nothing left?"
"Me: SORRY I HAVE TO HANG UP I'M HEADING INTO A TUNNEL * hangs up land-line *"
"A woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."
"I don't get laid on Saturdays. The last two words were unnecessary."
"A group of crows framed my friend, ultimately leading to his death I swear I'll find the murder who criminalized him!"
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic"