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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. It was a number 2 pencil."

"Can you honor Maya Angelou by not pretending that you knew much about her?"

"Warning: password is case sensitive. password i think ur case is cute dont woorry so much"

"Q: What do you call a home sexual on roller skates? A: rolaids"

"You might be from Mexico but I'm sure I've eaten more Mexican food than you."

"Similarity between a feminist and a gun? They are both loud when triggered."

"Just bought a new disposable razor. Or a spaceship."

"Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn't stop Russian the stage..."

"New Scientist magazine reports that a team of British engineers in Bristol have developed a car that runs on human shit ...I bet that ""new car smell"" doesn't last very f*cking long."

"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"