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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs but isn't alive? A Dead Dog"
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"What do you call a fish that stands out? Out of plaice."
"Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies."
"What does a buff zombie want? Gaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss."
"""Dean, what do you think is a reasonable price point for a chocolate cake?"" ""Good question, Deluca. I'm gonna say $95."""
"It's true what they say: shut up."
"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."
"If you weren't supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn't package them in rows of 15."
"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."
"[robbery in progress in the store I'm at] *quickly remembers training from karate school* *bows to robber* *is kicked in head so hard*"