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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Chocobo? A kweer."
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"Guys at work are always like ""why are your shorts so short?"" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know"
"Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!? Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents.."
"What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona? Tucson."
"I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables."
"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."
"How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark."
"In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine."
"MOUTH BUT NO TEETH RIDDLE Q: What has a mouth but no teeth? A: A river."
"Why did the programmer put on his glasses? So he could C#."