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Joke of the Day

"What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!"

"So I tried to enter ""penis"" as my new e-mail password... But my computer said it was too short."

"How to Jews travel? By air."

"My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges He was caught magenta handed."

"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."

"I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?"""

"Sorry I can't make it to lunch today. I forgot to shorten ""people"" to ppl in a text this morning and now I'm totally behind schedule."

"Whats the difference between three cocks and a joke..... your mom can't take a joke"

"I made a movie about freezing time I showed it to some people, but they thought it was just a picture. It's 3 hours and 27 minutes long...if you don't pause"

"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"