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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hello Mr.President."""

"Be yourself. Except you, cauliflower, you have to pretend to be other food."

"Q: Do you know about the book about copyright infringement? A: It had legal binding."

"Did you get a haircut? No. I got all of them cut."

"Where do pencils come from ? Pennsylvania"

"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""

"if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?"

"Started the mower for the 1st time this year.36 pulls & then I passed out.When I came to, yard had crop circles & the beagle had a mohawk."

"What's the difference between a calendar and me? The calendar has dates."

"I like my women like I like my coffee All ground up and in the freezer."