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Joke of the Day
"A Muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hello Mr.President."""
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"How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone."
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"""I'm so wasted!!"" Vegetables in my refrigerator."
"When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs."
"Everyone's like ""the things I want for Christmas can't be bought."" And I'm like ""Legos. I want legos."""