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Joke of the Day

"Instead of taking The ""N"" word out of Huckleberry Finn, take it out of the brains of millions of bigots."

"Why does Sean Connery suck at DIY? A lack of shelf awareness."

"What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through? Oh God, not the B's!"

"Apparently, having sex with a condom... is not as good as having sex with a person."

"I've always identified with Professor Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron... But I never bothered to figure out why."

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date. "

"What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session? How can you take something out you've never put in?"

"I like my girls like I like my computers... Without Viruses."

"RIP Daenerys Targaryen we will miss you. #SPOILERALERT Just kidding. I haven't seen the latest episode yet."

"So me and my ex never worked out I was a cancer she was a cunt.. Anything but a Virgo and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus"