1956

Joke of the Day

"Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you."

"If Trump played Pokemon Go He'd probably catch'em all and transfer them away."

"What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie."

"Why didn't Trump drown? Because shit floats."

"To the dude i just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!"

"I lost my thumb in a serious movie rating accident."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? It's quite simple, really. You kick his sister in the jaw."

"Ladies, I'd like to remind you that trying to play ""hard to get"" doesn't work when you're already ""hard to want""."

"What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time? Stamps!"

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."