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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular Internet meme in China? Ayy lMao"
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"They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going."
"So it's the first of October. I wonder if anyone remembered to wake Green Day up?"
"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to shoot the room for being black."
"Q: What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? A: Coagulations!"
"CANADIAN: Let's watch a movie AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic? CANADIAN: What's that about? AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank"
"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"
"What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!"
"What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B"
"[Job interview] ""How would you describe yourself?"" ""I'd use the appropriate adjectives."" ""Anything else?"" ""Over-literal sometimes."""