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Joke of the Day
"Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying? Because he thought he was melting."
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"Breaking News! President Putin have decided to restore Crimea territory to Ukraine. But President Poroshenko was so drunk and just declined the offer."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob"
"What cell carrier do Mormons use? Virgin Mobile"
"TIFU And by I, I mean Ellen Pao."
"You sister said she had to take you socks because she has none You realize your cum socks are all gone.."
"Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again? 'Cos once you go black, you never go back."
"I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek, because I just Shatner."
"british waiter: what topping would ye fancy on yer pizza? british guy: tea british waiter: jolly good choice [both laugh britishingly]"
"I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you."