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Joke of the Day
"Dentist: this is gonna hurt a little bit Me: ok Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom"
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"How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes? He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!"
"So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt... sources say it was a real shin dig."
"What education program did Eric Wright enroll in? ECE"
"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"
"I saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other this morning. Gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie"
"Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand."""
"Hi I'm Dan, welcome to identity theft club *from back of room ""me too"" ""me too!"" ""uhhh, yeah me too"" Ok, we're off to a great start guys"
"My favorite music genre is a refined form of rock... Metal"
"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."