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Joke of the Day
"Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women."
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"What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash? A rootabaga."
"what did the cookie say to the supermodel? I promise not to crumb in your mouth."
"Carrying a warm burrito in the big front pocket of my sweatshirt is the closest I'll ever come to understanding motherhood."
"Why don't black people get on cruises anymore? They aren't falling for that one again."
"The only thing we can anticipate about Nelson Mandela's condition is that his rap discography is about to skyrocket in the charts."
"A man goes to the zoo and the only exhibit is a dog... It was a shitzu"
"What is the most racist type of bread? A biguette"
"7 yo son asked how Grandpa got lung cancer. I said, ""Well, he quit a long time ago, but for many many years, Grandpa played Minecraft."""
"""Good parenting isn't giving your kid everything she needs, but giving her the tools to get it for herself"" I say, handing my 6yo a crossbow"