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Joke of the Day
"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Banana"
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"9/11 jokes are hurtful to me. My dad died that day The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia. Sniff."
"Nervous about our 1st ultrasound exam. What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds? What if it's just farting noises? Is it graded on a curve?"
"When you turn on a light and the bulb burns out it's because you suck and that bulb would rather kill itself than hang out with you."
"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months"
"I like to drink while I clean and that's how I found out what Febreze tastes like."
"Remember ladies, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore."
"The link between Eschatology and Scatology While no one really knows what will happen at the end of times, one thing is certain. It will all go to shit."
"Blind prostitutes. You gotta hand it to 'em."