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Joke of the Day

"I've got a chicken proof lawn It's impeccable"

"Made this joke up when I was 33. Extremely proud of it. Why did the salt fail 3rd grade. Cause it was sodiumb."

"A man is on the roof of a tall building, he sees a group of marathoners down below the street, why does he jump from the building? Because the marathon was sponsored by Nike"

"If you think Big Government is bad... Wait until you see *Yuge* Government."

"I heard there was a website to find missing sausage.... But I couldn't find the link"

"My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel."

"The Bank of America app randomly disappeared off my phone and now I'm wondering how much money I spent last night."

"What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off ;)"

"Any subreddits to help you cope with schizophrenia? Asking for a friend"