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Joke of the Day
"Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!"
Next Joke
"Woman jokes aren't funny, period."
"What do you call knocked up tomato sauce Prego"
"No control I have no control. There is no escape. I don't even have a home. I think I should get a knew keyboard."
"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""
"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."
"Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus."
"Hey baby, lemme see what's under that shell. Ugh, as if. *Lady turtle starts walking away.* [3 hours later] I still see you there baby."
"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can still fall asleep with the light on!"