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Joke of the Day

"Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today."

"How disappointing is it that Han Solo didn't name his son 'Guitar'"

"I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh - HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!"

"I've been crying a lot recently It's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray"

"How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? Give him sheet music."

"A woman is on trial for murdering her husband. ""So ma'am, first offender?"" ""No! First a Gibson, THEN a Fender."""

"What's the difference between an apple and a hormone? You can't hear an apple"

"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit."

"Never Lose A Tank When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."

"Do they have rehabilitation services for people who are addicted to Kaopectate? Because this shit needs to stop."