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Joke of the Day

"*entire building at my work loses power* *I run all the way to Linda's office* Remember when you said light up shoes were a dumb idea?"

"As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist. But my parents told me, ""We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that."""

"The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him."

"Can somebody help me? I have a drug problem... I ran out of heroin."

"We Don't Swerve Blondes Here"

"Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas? Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin."

"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"

"I have absolutely no idea what the phrase ""saving room for dessert"" means."

"My mood ring was stolen today. I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"Haven't refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed."