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Joke of the Day

"Be smart because you won't be pretty forever."

"My friends call me an attention whore, but that can't be true Just look at me!"

"Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies."

"Trump, Pence, Bannon, Sessions, Pompeo, Flynn, Priebus, Tillerson. Not sure Trump knows this but traditionally, you only need 4 horsemen."

"What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein"

"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("

"What do you call a fat Psychic? A Large"

"A bunch of kids from the varsity Minecraft team bullying an athletic loser who brought a football to school.. Visions of future war"

"I had an Australian ""Kangaroo"" beer the other day It was too hoppy! -Greg Hahn"

"Happy Halloween... Why did the Ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS"