195048
Joke of the Day
"God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ... But found most of them atheist."
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"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!"
"Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting."
"""Everything I touch just turns to shit!"" - Large intestines"
"70's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits -50's kids"
"Tim & Jim went had coffee They both ordered hot coffee and after a while, Jim yelled ""OMFG ! Drink fast before it cools !"". Tim asked why and Jim said ""Hot coffee is $10 and Cold is $50."""
"Why will people with MS never be great artists? They only have MS Paint"
"Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life."
"Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime? He wanted to have some stage presents."
"Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed."