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Joke of the Day

"Freaky Friday 2: The mom and daughter switch bodies again The mom doesn't go back She keeps stealing children's bodies She lives forever"

"Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish? Because it's baked in an oven..."

"Why was the women unable to leave the boutique? She couldn't find the Dior"

"I used to be schizophrenic... but now we're ok."

"*pays $20 for deluxe car wash* *hits roughly 3,287,998 bugs during 2 mile drive home*"

"[on date] *okay don't let her know you're a T-Rex* Her: Can you pass the salt please? Me: Crap..."

"What playground equipment do kids hate the most? The slide into poverty."

"My dance moves are best described as a woman trying to put on pants 4 sizes too small, with a wasp flying around her head."

"My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore... ...so I sent him a card, ""Get well soon."""

"My Gran died of asbestosis. It was terrible, it took us four months to cremate her."