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Joke of the Day

"Freaky Friday 2: The mom and daughter switch bodies again The mom doesn't go back She keeps stealing children's bodies She lives forever"

"What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language? A Bulgarity."

"There are only two types of people in this world People who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"What do you call a fat Asian? A chunk"

"""Because it would be hilarious,"" is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president."

"I Feel Really Safe There are police helicopter circling my house."

"Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple? Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)"

"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she'll need to get a job. Is it 6?"

"New boss. How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job? Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)"