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Joke of the Day
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
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"It sounds like the dog's nails need trimming. Either that or she's off in the distance, typing, ""It was a dark and stormy night."""
"4-year-old: We're playing Star Wars. I'm a Jedi and Mom is a stormtrooper. Me: What am I? 4-year-old: In the way."
"I want to start body building. I just need to find out where hospitals put the cadavers."
"What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony? Pharaoh-moans."
"Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation ...."
"I send thank you cards to people that don't invite me to their weddings"
"If my mom had just faked having a headache I wouldn't be writing this bullshit on the internet right now"
"What's a dentist's favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out"
"A mom walks in on her daughter getting it on on the couch with a boy. ""Well, I never!"" the mother huffed. ""But mom,"" the daughter protested. ""You must have!"""