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Joke of the Day
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
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"Did you hear about the goblin whose left arm and left leg cut off? Guess what he's alright now!"
"A mosquito fell into my beer five minutes ago and now he's naked and calling his ex-girlfriends and drinking my beer"
"JESUS: [picks up bread] this is my body JESUS: [picks up wine] this is my blood JESUS: [accidentally picks up his cat] this is my...cat"
"nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude"
"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""
"Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu."
"I put Pepsi in my car instead of gas and now it doesn't work so think of that next time you reach for a refreshing soda."
"I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said, ""Tourettes! Now fuck off!"""
"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"